Gaylord The Pup: The Saddest Toy Ever Created

Ever wish you could own a dog that was on the brink of death at all times but never actually passes away? Well finally the Ideal toy company has created a special toy for you and yes it has a very controversial name that would not be acceptable in modern day America. Meet "Gaylord the Pup" or as he would be known in today's politically correct America: "Homosexual the Recreational Cybernetic Organism".