Back in the 70’s Crest was attempting to re-invent itself as a multipurpose product and it probably would have worked if it weren’t for insane commercials like this.
This was banned for a few reasons, but mostly because America wasn’t comfortable with the idea of filthy courtesan beachwalkers stealing a rather homely woman’s one chance at true love.
Some people are too afraid to ask the difficult questions in life, but those are the ones we need answers to the most.
Just in case you were wondering, the company that manufactured these “toys” went out of business in 1978. No one really knows how many children’s lives were lost in accidents caused by these guns.
Good ol’ Mr. Whipple attempts answering one of the most pondered queries in all of human civilization.