6.24.2014

Dumbass Sayings: “Deep Throat”

When you see a hobo putting a personal enjoyment item down his throat on the bus everyone tells the cops “He was deepthroating it!” How is this a term that people use? Deep throat? Who doesn’t have a deep throat? All throats are inherently deep, that’s the whole point of throats. That’s how food and liquids are able to reach your stomach. If you don’t have deep throat then your digestive system must be a nightmare. Unless you’re a dwarf, you have a deep throat. Actually, you’ve seen enough “midget porn” you know that’s not even true. Let’s just stop using this term. When someone puts a cucumber all the way up their ass no one says “They deep assed it.” And as we all know, asses are just the end of the digestive system. Throats are the beginning. Throats are just reverse asses. Therefore, if something doesn’t apply to asses, it damn sure shouldn’t apply to throats.


You can just say someone was "Throating" a personal enjoyment item. No one's going to misunderstand what you mean and you save yourself a syllable.

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