What were the Quaker Oats people thinking?

This is Part One of the Binkie McFartnuggets' Mansion of Mania presentation of the world's most painfully outdated television commercials ever created. There may be some spots you've already seen, but there will be newer ones coming that I may only post here on this blog! If that doesn't make your nipples freeze, then fine, I didn't want that to happen anyway...

-Binkie McFartnuggets