6.24.2010

New Shocking Medical News: Viagra Causes Hearing Loss

A new medical study of 11,525 men has shown that men who take Viagra are more likely to experience hearing loss than those who do not. This phenomenon has been baffling the science and medical community, but I think there's a pretty simple explanation. Aside from the fact that most men who take Viagra are older and therefore going to experience some natural hearing loss eventually regardless of what kind of dick pills they're swallowing, there's a pretty obvious reason why this could be happening.

When you take Viagra you're probably going to be engaging in sexual intercourse of some type with a human (hopefully) or at the very least going to the mall to expose yourself to the people at The Sharper Image. Whatever you do, there's a good chance people will be screaming. These screams shoot out of their voice holes in the form of harmful sound waves at high decibel levels and if exposed to these "magical throat noises" too long or too often, you will experience hearing loss. So take that and put in your medical marijuana pipe and smoke it, doctors!

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