1.13.2016

Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Does Lightning Look Like Human Veins and Tree Branches?”

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Dear McFartnuggets:  Have you ever noticed that lightning looks the same exact way veins and tree branches do? I was smoking that dank la...
1.08.2016

Dumbass Sayings: “I Know One Thing: That I Know Nothing”

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The ancient Greek philosopher Socrates was quoted as saying “I know one thing: that I know nothing.” This is known as a Socratic paradox, b...
1.06.2016

Ask McFartnuggets: “How Are You Supposed To Handle A Grown Adult Trick or Treater?”

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Dear McFartnuggets:  This past Halloween was really great, the whole family had a lot of fun. There was only one negative spot. We heard ...
1.05.2016

Dumbass Song Lyrics: “My Heart is a Ghost Town”

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There’s a song called “Ghost Town” where the singer Adam Lambert says “My heart is a ghost town.” What is that supposed to mean? A ghost to...
1.04.2016

Dumbass Sayings: “Let Bygones Be Bygones”

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When you go to your high school reunion and you run into the teacher you used to sleep with they always say “That was 20 years ago! Can we ...
1.02.2016

Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do People Store Nudes in the Cloud?”

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Dear McFartnuggets:   There has been a huge controversy over cloud storage ever since all those celebrity nude photos were hacked and relea...
1.01.2016

Dumbass Sayings: “You Had To Be There”

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When some guys at work are telling you about how they ran a train on a semi-conscious hooker the other night they usually say “You had to b...

Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Would Anyone Want a Smart Mirror?”

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Dear McFartnuggets:  I hear they’re coming out with smart mirrors now. Why would anyone want that? Why would anyone want an intelligent m...