Lately, a few people have started asking "Why do I keep seeing you in the YouTube comments?" and "Are you Satan?" Here's the answer to those questions: Some people read on the toilet, I watch YouTube videos and write comments on them. Who in god's name would spend time from their actual day watching random YouTube videos? No. Toilet time is video time and there's nothing wrong with that. The way I see it, I'm viewing shit while I'm taking one. I suggest everyone do this. It really helps you relax. If you're focused on shitting with no distraction sometimes you can clinch up and your bowels won't evacuate entirely. If you're watching stupid cat videos, everything loosens up and before you know it, YOU'RE DONE!
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| Who can argue with this? I'm merely stating facts here. |
So yeah, I may spend anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours watching YouTube videos, depending on the mood of my colon that day. If you see my comments all over the place it's because over the past year I've been doing a lot of crapping, much like a fetus. There you have it, a little insight into my world. Now you know whenever you see one of my comments, I was shitting when I typed it. You're stuck with that image now. You're welcome.
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| If you see me everywhere, it's only because you're everywhere too... Yeah, let that swirl around in your head for a minute. |
I live for your comments
ReplyDeleteBinkieMcFartNuggets, I in fact had replied to everyone else on one of your comments basically most of this. I have the same sense of humor, but never come up with as good jokes as you could. I love what you do, and I may try to do the same. Thank you for helping me bring my opinions and shit to YouTube! ~The Commentor
Deletei love you
ReplyDeleteI just saw a comment of your for the first time, as far as I remember. on this video Rep. Joe Garcia (D-FL) Picks His Ear And Eats It http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk2dyF5Fvv8 . I watched it because I am a mindless sheep and it was on the front page of youtube for me. I always read comment reply chains, and one of the replies to your comment lead me to this site as an explanation as to your apparently frequent top comments. So now I am going to look at all of your comments and thumbs them up if reading them invokes a positive reaction out of me i.e. smile or laugh, or if I just think its clever. I liked the first comment of yours I read so I guess I will find out if that trend continues. I am posting this to let you know if all of your comments all of a sudden have a lot more thumbs there were likely a lot of people who are experiencing what I just experienced.
ReplyDeleteExact same story here, except I'm not gonna seek him out in the comment section of every video :P
Deleteweird I just did the same thing
DeleteBinkie Mcfartnuggets, I enjoy your comments, and salute your brilliant wit. I hope to see you on youtube again soon.
ReplyDeleteYour comments are friggin hilarious.
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