Showing posts with label Frank Has Gone Too Far This Time. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Frank Has Gone Too Far This Time. Show all posts

4.01.2013

Dumbass Sayings: "You Do The Math!"

I don't like when people tell me to "Do the math". I graduated school, I don't have to do math anymore. People only say this when there's no need to do any math like: "I had diarrhea 9 times last week and only bought 3 rolls of toilet paper, you do the math!". People will say "You do the math" even when they're referring to something that doesn't even deal with math like:


"Hey where'd Frank go?"

"He brought two hookers up to his hotel room with a bottle of lube, a tub of Philadelphia cream cheese, and a department store mannequin... You do the math!"


What math is there to do? One dick plus two vaginas, lube, cheese, a plastic human divided by dignity? And why does that phrase only apply to mathematics. You would never say something like "That lemur tried mating with a skunk, you do the zoology and genetics..." When you actually cite the appropriate methods it sounds worse.  That's a major sign of a dumbass saying.