Showing posts with label Not The Type of Girl You Take Home To Mom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not The Type of Girl You Take Home To Mom. Show all posts

6.09.2014

Dumbass Sayings: “The Type of Girl You Don’t Take Home To Your Mom”

After you have sexual intercourse with a woman in a dumpster behind 7-11 sometimes she’ll say “I’m the type of girl you don’t take home to your mom!” No kidding! First of all, why would I take ANY woman I just had a one night stand with home to my mother. “Hey mom. Sorry I haven’t been calling, but here’s this strange woman I met at a club and had unprotected sex with in a giant garbage receptacle in the back area of a convenience store.” Does that make sense for anyone to do? No. You would wait until you had a nice relationship with a person before you took them to meet your mother. Maybe if we get to know each other and spend a few months living together you might be the type of girl I take home to my mom. Who the hell are you to give me orders about who I do or don’t take home to my mom, you’re just a prostitute! I don’t need to listen to you!

It's best to wait a little while and get to know her just in case the bitch turns out to be crazy.