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12.18.2013

The Evolution of Banned Commercials


Advertisers have always been trying to push the envelope on what’s acceptable for broadcast and here are three examples that failed terribly.
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Labels: Aspirin Commercial , Awful Parenting , Bad Father , Disciplining Your Child , Dumbass Kid , Headache Cure , Horse Mom , Lasso Practice , Learning to Use Computer , Protective Parent , Why Don’t We Drink Horse Milk

12.13.2013

Weirdo Nutbag TV Commercials For NyQuil, Crest, and Ice Cream


Back then they thought NyQuil was a wonder drug that could cure any malady. They were wrong. In many cases, dead wrong.
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Labels: Bad Roommate , Banned NyQuil Ad , Borden’s Ice Cream , Creepy Cowboy , Frozen Cow Juice , Mail Carrier Argument , Nipple Cream , Nutty Lady , Psycho Mom , Silencing Witnesses , Terminally Ill Woman

12.06.2013

A Trio of Oddball TV Ads from Older Times


Try as you might, you won’t be able to find Ekrich Animal Sausage, Adult Pampers, or Crest Vaginal Cream in any major retail stores.
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Labels: Alien Urine , Bottom Mouth , Creepy Old Dude , Discontinued Products , Nasty Sausage , Old Lady Diapers , Pooping Pants , Products No Longer Made , Sacred Animals , Soiling Yourself , Strange Products

11.29.2013

Very Strange Crest Commercial From Old Days (1970’s)


Back in the 70’s Crest was attempting to re-invent itself as a multipurpose product and it probably would have worked if it weren’t for insane commercials like this.
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Labels: Banned From TV , Crest Ad , Different Uses For Household Items , Failed Ad Campaign , New Uses For Old Products , Strange Products , Strange Uses For Toothpaste , Vaginal Health , Vaginapaste , Vagisil Alternatives

11.23.2013

Banned From The Air: 1970 Chodge Darger Automobile TV Ad


This was banned for a few reasons, but mostly because America wasn’t comfortable with the idea of filthy courtesan beachwalkers stealing a rather homely woman’s one chance at true love.
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Labels: 1970 Dodge Charger , 2 Girls 1 Car , Bikini Whores , Breaking Up With Fiancee , Famous Car Commercial , Infamous Commercial , Magic Clothes , Marriage Proposal Fail , Monkeyface , Nerdy Bastard , Women of the Night

11.15.2013

Questions Concerning Urine & More


Some people are too afraid to ask the difficult questions in life, but those are the ones we need answers to the most.
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Labels: Campaign Vlog , Cottage Cheese , Diary-a , Donating Organs , Embarssing Doctor Moment , Freeway Snacks , Grandma Mystery , Human Cheese , Odd Queries , Pee Preguntas , Predator From Movie , Predator Lingerie , Urine Taste

Very Scary Gun Commercial Aimed Toward Kids (1960’s)


Just in case you were wondering, the company that manufactured these “toys” went out of business in 1978. No one really knows how many children’s lives were lost in accidents caused by these guns.
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Labels: Appalling Advertising , Assault Rifle For Kids , Child Shooting , Disturbing Commercial , Gun Commercial , Guns 4 Tots , Guns Don’t Kill People Children Kill People , What Makes Kids Turn Into Killers

11.06.2013

Horribly Offensive Banned Toilet Paper Commercial (1960’s)


Good ol’ Mr. Whipple attempts answering one of the most pondered queries in all of human civilization.
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Labels: Awkward Situations , Blind Poop , Classic Questions , Creepy Old Guy , Embarrassing Moments , Famous Queries , Giant Sunglasses , Grocery Store Celebrity , Ignorant Man , Mistaken Identity , Nose Honk , Squeeze THIS
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