Showing posts with label Teaching Kids The Wrong Lessons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teaching Kids The Wrong Lessons. Show all posts

8.18.2015

Dumbass Song Lyrics: “This Girl is on Fire”

Alicia Keys released a song in 2012 called “Girl On Fire” in which she sings “This girl is on fiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” This song is teaching young people the wrong fire safety protocol. If you see a girl on fire you don’t start singing a slow paced hip hop/R&B song. You look for a fire extinguisher, a hose, or a large heavy blanket (anything to put out the fire), tackle them to the ground and put the flames out then call 9-1-1 as soon as possible. That should be what you do no matter who’s on fire, but especially a young girl. The key is to get them on the ground and have them roll around so the flames can’t have enough air to keep burning. If someone has caught fire then there’s a very good chance they’re suffering from third degree burns and that’s no damn joke. Once you’ve called 9-1-1, stay with the girl, perform CPR if necessary. You should remove any constrictive jewelry like bracelets since the burned flesh will swell and cause further damage if they’re constrained. However, do not remove any clothing that is stuck to the skin. Make sure not to cover the burns in cold water because it could cause a drop in body heat as well as blood pressure and blood flow. Raise any serious wounds above heart level and cover the burns in cool moist bandages or sterile cloth. Now I get that these instructions aren’t as catchy as the ones Alicia Keys wrote, but they’re the right ones and that’s what matters.

This is clearly no singing matter.

6.22.2014

Dumbass Sayings: “Love is an Open Door”

Disney's using a famous
prostitute motto.
There’s a song from the Disney film “Frozen” called “Love is an Open Door” and it’s sending the wrong message to kids out there. Love is NOT an open door. You need to keep the door of love closed and look out the peephole before you let anyone in. You can’t just leave the door wide open and let anyone walk in, that’s horrible advice to be giving kids. We tell kids “Love is an open door” and wonder why the show “16 and Pregnant” exists. We need to tell kids to keep a damn lock on their door and if someone’s on the porch and wants to come in you should know that person reasonably well before you open it. When you leave the door of love open that’s when homeless people and perverted vagrants from around town can just waltz right in and take advantage of you. Teenage pregnancy is a big problem in America and around the world and songs like this are not helping. We’ve got too many young people out there with just a little chain lock keeping the door closed when they should all have deadbolts.