Behind the scenes at a NASA beauty contest?

Sure we know that these pre-launch cake sessions can be a little tense, but was anyone expecting a beauty contest to break out? I know I wasn't. It's shocking to consider at first, but you must understand they are people just like us. They share our insecurities, our boundaries, and our instincts. Sometimes craziness will occur, let's just hope they've got a diaper on at the time.

-Binkie McFartnuggets