Dumbass Sayings: “Isn’t it a Little Early to Drink?”

One of people’s favorite things to say to you in the mornings is “Isn’t it a little early to be drinking?” I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard this, mostly because I blackout shortly after, but suffice it to say it’s very annoying. I never understood this whole being too early to drink nonsense. First off, sorry if I’m not a procrastinator. I like to get things done very early. Some people wait and they wait too long. I say, why put off what you can do tonight when you can do it in the morning! Life is life, 9 am versus 9 pm doesn’t really matter. It all depends on your own personal schedule. Now yeah if I have a day job then drinking at 10 am would be irresponsible. How do you know I have a day job though? I could just as well have a night job. If I have a night job then 10 am would be my 10 pm and you’d be completely wrong to pass judgement on me. Maybe the morning is my nighttime! People love to assume. The other thing is, it’s never too early to drink. I know this because it’s never too late to drink. It’s all a matter of how you look at it. Maybe I’m just drinking late from last night. Maybe I don’t know what day it is! Maybe just maybe I don’t follow the man made conception of the measurement of time and I choose to live in the active present which is all that truly exists and I don’t take tonight for granted. Tomorrow isn’t promised to us and neither is tonight.

Some people call it "alcoholism" I call it "being proactive."