I overheard a man
in the supermarket say to his WIFE "It's Super Bowl so that means wings
go in mouth." First of all, the fact that this guy is married and
probably has like five kids is a serious problem in and of itself, but
why do people love chicken wings so much? I don't pass up chicken wings
when they're offered to me (unless it's randomly on the street by a
hobo), but I'm not a fanatic like seemingly every other person in
America. I don't understand the appeal of eating such a tiny piece of
meat on a bone. You'd think chicken nuggets would be more suitable for
American party consumption since there's less work involved. It would
figure the one area of life where Americans are not lazier than everyone
else is when it comes to sucking meat off of chicken bones.
My
problem with chicken wings is there's so much waste that comes from it.
You can't possibly get every bit of meat off a wing, you add up all the
wasted food from a bucket of fifty wings and that's basically an extra
full chicken in the trash. Secondly, a single chicken only has two
wings, (unless it was born special) so when you eat a serving of twelve
wings that's six birds that had to die for that. On the other hand when
you kill a single cow that's like ten thousand hamburgers which could
feed literally dozens of Americans. You need to instigate a poultry
holocaust just to feed a family of four. How many chicken lives are
equivalent to a cow's life? That's the real question.
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