Should Former Porn Stars Be Allowed To Be Teachers?

Pornography actress "Tiffany Six" is in the news for being fired from her job teaching at a middle school after her students found some of her old acting work online. Now she's fighting the system to come back into class. The first question that needs to be asked is "What kind of name for a pornstar is Tiffany Six"? Shouldn't she be Tiffany Ten or something? Is she trying to be ironic? I don't have time for ironic porn. There's a reason no one watches hipster porn. Their glasses fog up and it looks weird.

In her defense, Tiffany Six has claimed she did porn only for the money. That doesn't count for a whole lot in this argument though because what else was she going to say? She did it because she can't get enough penis? The real issue is that pornstars get paid more than teachers. That is ultimately the problem here and could probably be tied to most issues culture and society face these days. We need to start paying pornstars just as little as teachers. Sex is something you should be doing recreationally for free. Why are people paying you to do this? It's a perversion of love, folks!