How To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

We've all been in that situation, it's after work and you're driving home at 95 miles per hour because you need to shit and there's no rest stop nearby. All of a sudden you see red and blue lights flashing in your rear view mirror and a cop is barking at you over his loudspeaker. At this point it's almost certain he's going to give you a speeding ticket unless you're a beautiful woman with big titties and good blow job techniques. If you've pulled over and realized you have none of those things and you definitely do NOT want a speeding ticket then the best thing is to drive away as fast as you can because after you do that the last thing on that copper's mind is giving you a ticket. Granted, you will be in for a much more stern punishment when you're caught, but if you're really adamant about not getting a speeding ticket then this is the most fool-proof method to avoid that. If the actual fear you have is being given a piece of paper that has a fine on it, then do this. If it's getting in trouble, that's a different story, but we're talking about how to get out of a speeding ticket here.