Pizza Hut Made Their Own Perfume

Pizza Hut announced they have released a "limited edition fragrance", which is coincidentally what I like to call my farts.

From Businessinsider.com:

Pizza Hut’s director of marketing, Beverly D'Cruz noted that the perfume is more about entertainment than the aroma. “We discovered it was hard to match the smell of freshly baked bread, but it smells somewhat close,” she said.  One could also spray the perfume around a room to make it smell like pizza, she added.

Aren't they aware that anyone who would possibly want to smell like Pizza Hut probably already does? This product is basically designed for people who want to smell like Pizza Hut, but want nothing to do with the actual pizza they make. That's like making a condom specifically for people without genitals. Don't go down the same road I did, Pizza Hut. You think you're getting into a marketing niche that no one else is taking advantage of and you soon realize you're bankrupt and people without genitals don't need condoms. Well, technically they do, but they get them special made. They're not made of Seran wrap, scrunchies, and neon 80's snap wristbands like how I made them.