Ask McFartnuggets: “Who Would Build The Wall Between Mexico and America?”

Dear McFartnuggets: 

If Donald Trump becomes President he has said he wants to build a wall between Mexico and America to keep rapists out. Everyone says that Mexicans will end up building the wall and that shows how valuable they are as workers. It’s obvious Americans wouldn’t build the wall because it’s too much work so who else could build the wall besides Mexicans and Americans? Could we bring in cheap labor from another country like Haiti perhaps? -- Tasha from San Diego, California

Dear Tasha:

Well when you talk about building giant walls I think the answer is obvious. We need to hire the Chinese. Now hear me out on this. Have you seen The Great Wall of China? These people clearly know what they’re doing when it comes to walls. Yes we will have to pay them to do the job, but there’s a solid chance that the wall will then become a great tourist attraction which will bring all that money back plus great profits. The best part is, if you’ve seen the Great Wall of China, it’s pretty obvious people could get around or over that if they tried so we’d still have the cheap Mexican labor that helps America at the same time we’d have a symbolic wall dividing our nations, plus we’ll be paying back our debt to China by subsidizing employment. It’s a win/win/win!

Great Wall of China? How about the Most Awesomest Wall of America?

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