Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Are Transgender Men So Much More Convincing Looking?”

Dear McFartnuggets: 

Whenever I see news features about transgender people they always show a fat guy with a beard who says he was born a woman and it literally looks 100% like a man. Then they show a guy in makeup who says he was born a man and it’s obviously a guy in women’s clothes, makeup, and a wig. What are transgender men so much more convincing looking than transgender women? -- Alex from Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dear Alex:

I think this all has to do with the fact that women are are a more reformed biological form of man. Any woman could conceivably look like a man if she let herself go long enough. On the other hand, a man who wants to look like a woman has to put a lot of serious work in to improve his appearance. Most often, a man will need a lot of surgeries to remove parts of his body, not just the obvious ones, also extra bones in the face, adam’s apples and all sorts of shit plus hair removal. Then they have to add on breasts, fancy clothes, jewelry, and makeup. Meanwhile a woman trying to be a man just has to hit the gym, not shave her mustache, and wear a t-shirt and jeans. It’s almost not fair how much more work a transgender woman has to do to look like a woman compared to how much work a transgender man has to do to look like a man. Even when they’re born with vaginas, men still get unfair advantages!

This individual used to be a woman.

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