Dumbass Sayings: “If You’re Gonna Do Something, Do It Right”

When you’re thinking about trying some different stuff romantically you suggest to your girlfriend/escort “Why don’t we try some bondage?” Then she says “Well if you’re going to do something, you may as well do it right!” Before you know it you’re wrapped up in leather with a ball gag in your mouth hanging upside down by nipple clamps with a butt plug in your ass in a Mongolian Fuck Harness.  Now I understand the idea of wanting to do things correctly, but sometimes this can be taken too far. Sometimes it’s okay to take a few baby steps and do things half assed at first. Another example of a time it’s best not to do things right is if you’re planning to take revenge on an unpleasant neighbor. If you’re just trying to express your displeasure you could do something petty like sabotage their garden or kidnap their dog. However, if you take the advice “If you’re gonna do something, do it right” then before you know it you’ve got a hand axe buried in their head and you’re trying to dispose of the corpse. That would be the most extreme and complete way to get revenge, but sometimes that’s just not called for and it’s better to do things not completely right. In most instances, doing bad things the right way is completely wrong.

Sometimes it's okay to just get a pinata for your party. You don't need to go all out.