Christmas is Jesus' B-day so is it possible that Santa uses Jesus magic to do all his Christmas stuff and there's only enough for one day a year? I highly doubt that. If it's Jesus magic there should be enough power to last more than one day. I'm sure Jesus wouldn't have a problem with bringing holiday cheer to the world on more than just one day.
I'm not trying to take the one day he does do this for granted, but even two Christmases would be nice. A Summer Christmas where he brings food to people in ghettos would be pretty nice I mean what else is he doing that's so damn important? I'm sure he's banging Mrs. Claus and preparing his list for December 25th, but if there's time to get to every Christian house in the world in one night then surely there's time to fit in another Christmas. Come on, Santa! What's the deal, bro?
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