From The Makers of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"

Believe it or not the producers of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" had a lot of other scripts in the same vein to choose from and through some investigative journalism I was able to find a few. Just imagine seeing some of these in the theater:

Winston Churchill: Seal Trainer

Thomas Jefferson: Drunken Gynecologist

Gandhi: Children’s Birthday Clown

Mother Theresa: Olympic Hurdler

Christopher Columbus: Rodeo Clown

Adolf Hitler: Bathroom Attendant

Richard Nixon: Celebrity Chef

Kareem Abdul Jabbar: French Maid

Lindsey Lohan: Microbiologist

Quaker Oats Guy: Pornstar

Shaquille O'Neal: Mexican Landscaper

Daniel Day-Lewis: Actor Portraying Abraham Lincoln