The McDonald's Food Organization has introduced a new feature called "CBO" that stands for "Cheddar, Bacon, and Onion" which comes on an angus three-quarter pounder or chicken sandwich. I think the question most Americans are asking themselves is "When will there be an option for JUST CBO?"Sure cheddar cheese, bacon, and grilled onions on a beef or chicken patty is nice, but how about just those three things in a bowl or perhaps a bucket with a spoon or soup ladle? I don't think we're too far off from that, just make sure you don't order a large soda or you're asking for trouble. I envision a world where McDonald's is a terminal with a long carnival ride zig zag line where people assemble at a trough filled with CBO and you have ten seconds to pack as much CBO into your cheeks as possible before you're tasered down a waterslide back to your designated "camp". They may as well call it the CBOHA: Cheddar Bacon Onion Heart Attack.