It's officially Autumn and that means warm cups of apple cider, pumpkin pie, and not getting laid. It also means fall foliage, something that is arguably one of the Whitest interests on Earth. You wouldn't believe how many articles there are about "Where to find the best fall foliage!" This isn't searching for the Loch Ness Monster or the Fountain of Youth. I'm not sure if you've noticed this, but pretty much all leaved trees change color. Personally, I try not to see color so I'm not all psyched about the rapid decrease of chlorophyll in deciduous trees. Stop staring, it's an orange leaf not the holy grail, you fucking wool sweater wearing lunatics.
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10.27.2012
The Best Places To Check Out Awesome Fall Foliage
It's officially Autumn and that means warm cups of apple cider, pumpkin pie, and not getting laid. It also means fall foliage, something that is arguably one of the Whitest interests on Earth. You wouldn't believe how many articles there are about "Where to find the best fall foliage!" This isn't searching for the Loch Ness Monster or the Fountain of Youth. I'm not sure if you've noticed this, but pretty much all leaved trees change color. Personally, I try not to see color so I'm not all psyched about the rapid decrease of chlorophyll in deciduous trees. Stop staring, it's an orange leaf not the holy grail, you fucking wool sweater wearing lunatics.
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