Showing posts with label Man Forgets Baby at Titty Building. Show all posts
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1.02.2013

Father Left His Baby at a Strip Club

Coppers say a man in Florida was arrested for leaving his couple of months old baby at a strip club. Some people are upset about this, but honestly what is the problem here? Most single dads will leave the baby at home alone or in a car. This guy actually left the kid somewhere it stood a chance! Strip clubs are full of lovely ladies and as we all know, women are the nurturers of life so actually a strip club is one of the best places you can leave a baby aside from in front of a church. Babies can't be offended by naked women or even negatively affected by the activities that occur within a strip club.

It's hard being a single father in today's world. We slip up every once in awhile, but at least the baby is okay. There are far worse places you can bring a baby than a strip club: crack house, meth lab, McDonald's, etc. Now I don't know all the details of this story, but in general I think it's safe to say we've all left a baby in a strip club before so everyone needs to relax.