The philosopher Keanu Reeves once said “Chicks dig scars.” I’m not sure if I 100% agree with this statement. If chicks dig scars then how come I’ve gotten so many negative reactions to the crotch scar I got as a child? No one has “dug” that yet. If chicks digs scars so much why isn’t Freddy Krueger drowning in pussy 24/7? Obviously scars are quite horrifying. Oh the ladies are dreaming about him and they do get wet, but that’s usually blood. The only way this saying makes sense is if you’re referring to chicks digging into their own scars from self-mutilation and that’s just inappropriate to be mentioning. Yes sometimes chicks dig their scars and if you know a chick like this please help them get the therapy they need to fix their lives. This is not normal behavior and it’s indicative of some very serious life threatening problems. Chicks should NEVER dig scars. Maybe chicks can dig Scar, the villain from “The Lion King” but even that’s not true. Every woman I’ve ever known digs Simba, Mufasa, or Timon and Pumba miles ahead of Scar.
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