Is "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" a sign of the Apocalypse?

How far are we going to go with this kind of crap? What's next? A show called "Ben and Jen Plus Ten?" Yeah it sounds awesome and seems ridiculous, but odds are, it's in the works right now. I think we should just force Madonna to adopt all these kids and send Jon, Kate, and Octomom off to the Prince William Sound in Alaska with whoever NBC considers a "celebrity" these days and make them clean up the remnants of the Exxon Valdez oil spill. Now that would be entertainment we could all feel good about, not to mention those kids would end up thanking their parents for exploiting them just so Madonna could eventually do so in style.

"But what if Madonna doesn't accept the kids? She only takes children from overseas!"

Well, if she really does care about kids, she would realize that these Jon and Kate ones are on the beaten path to becoming serial killers. Kids don't take long to kill these days either, most are getting a hold of guns as early as seven!

-Binkie McFartnuggets

No comments :

Post a Comment