Does Lipozene Really Work?

"Lipozene is a clinically tested, fat burning supplement. The clinical studies show that 78% of all body weight lost during trials was pure body fat."

What they won't tell you is that the other 22% of 'body weight lost' is made up of vital organs and bone mass. If you're looking for a weight loss product it'd probably be a good idea to go for the one that burns 100% fat or better yet just exercise and skip the pills altogether. I can't tell you how this shit works, but if I were to venture a guess it liquifies your intestines and makes you shit your own liver out of your ass, clinically speaking. 

If you're friends with someone who uses these pills do this: steal their weight loss pills and then run away with them forcing them to chase you around town. Do this for about an hour every day and repeat as necessary. Maybe they'll lose weight from chasing you, maybe they'll give up and stop taking these bullshit pills, either way they win. 

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