Showing posts with label Better to Have Sex Before or After. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Better to Have Sex Before or After. Show all posts

3.20.2013

Ask McFartnuggets: "Should You Have Romance Before a Job Interview?"

Dear McFartnuggets: I've got a big job interview coming up next week and I really don't want to blow this one. It's the first interview I've managed to set up for myself in the past year and I want to make sure everything goes perfectly. I've got my clothes ready and all my answers prepared, but one thing I need to know is if I should masturbate or have romance the day before the interview. I know that will majorly affect me one way or another. I don't want to be too relaxed, but at the same time I don't want to be aggressive, or do I? Help! I'm very confused about this! -- Liam from Oklahoma City


Dear Liam: This is a very controversial and difficult question to ask. As I'm sure you know, professional fighters and athletes have a belief that intercourse before the night of a fight will hurt their chances by making them weaker and less violent. For females it was found to serve the opposite effect. However, since you're talking about a job interview and not a fight or a football game, that changes things.

Experiencing a release before a job interview can result in being more relaxed, understanding, and talkative and less jumpy or nervous. This seems like a great reason to have intercourse or touch yourself before a job interview, but remember that those are feminine traits and women sadly are less respected in the professional world. Studies have shown a disturbing trend of men being hired more often than women. Of course I don't agree with this, but that's the way it is. So with that in mind, it would be best to NOT do anything before a job interview.

And if you MUST then have it be as far beforehand as possible. This is for two reasons: you're able to regain your temperament and if you push it too close to the interview time there might be a mess left on your clothes that you're not aware of. The only one big negative to NOT having an orgasm before a job interview is you might experience an erection during the interview which is usually a deal breaker for most employers. So according to my logical reasoning it would be best if you avoid relations at all costs before a job interview and focus that bottled up blue ball rage into nailing the interview and getting that job! Good luck!

Like monkeys, we live in a dominance-based society in which the aggressor will reap many benefits over the relaxed. So go get that job or a shiny golden rod, either one is cool.
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