Showing posts with label Weird Song Lyrics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weird Song Lyrics. Show all posts

8.26.2015

Dumbass Song Lyrics: “You Got Me Wide Open”

The band “Backstreet Boys” released a song called “In A World Like This” in 2013 in which the phrase “You got me wide open” is repeated several times. As with most songs by boy bands (or man bands as the Backstreet Boys are by now) it’s about love and how a woman makes them feel. The song is basically a love letter to a woman, but what I’m wondering is in what situation do you ever tell a woman “You got me wide open”? What would that even mean? Now, that is a thing people say sometimes, but usually it’s during pornos and it’s the woman saying it. Now I don’t know what the Backstreet Boys are doing behind closed doors and it’s none of my business, this is just a weird thing to say to someone. “You got me wide open” sounds like something a woman says to her gynecologist. That’s one rare scenario where saying that would make contextual sense. However, no one would actually say that because it’s too awkward. The gynecologist could only respond with “Yes, that is an accurate description of the situation right now.” If you’re a man getting his prostate checked you might say “You got me wide open!” to the doctor. I don’t know why he has you all the way open, that’s really not necessary. You just need a finger or two, anything more than that and you have a potential malpractice suit on your hands. Maybe you enjoy women putting things in your ass in the bedroom, hey that’s cool, but I don’t think it’s appropriate for songs.

"Do you have a mask for my other mouth?"

11.24.2014

Dumbass Sayings: “A New York State of Mind”

Billy Joel has a famous song where he says “I’m in a New York state of mind!” What the hell does it mean to be a in a New York state of mind? Did you just have a hobo’s dick touch your leg on a city bus? Did you just see a crack addict eating a live pigeon? Did you just accidentally get kicked in the face by a teenager who was breakdancing on the subway? Did you see a schizophrenic lady covered in stray cat shit wipe her ass with a newspaper in Central Park? Did you just get catcalled by a transvestite hooker in Queens? Did you get cursed out in ten different languages in five seconds while walking through Times Square? Did you say a hail mary as your cab driver wove in between cars, buses, hitting people, and bicyclists while going 70 miles an hour and speaking in tongues? Did you spend 10 dollars on a hot dog made of squirrel meat? Did you see two rats making passionate love in the pubic hair of a dead homeless man? Did you just see a baby carriage get hit by stray gunfire in Brooklyn? That’s how you get into a New York state of mind and it’s nothing to brag about.

I don't think that's a greyhound.