Dumbass Sayings: “You Get Out What You Put in”

If you ever hire a dietitian or “wellness lifestyle coach” to help you become healthier they’ll always say “You get out what you put in.” This is a mostly false statement. If you’re talking about diet then it’s extremely untrue. When it comes to what you’re eating, you get out fecal matter. You can put whatever you want in your mouth, in a matter of hours it will become a brownish, rotten, mucusy lump of human waste. Now unless you’re eating shit, you definitely don’t get out what you put in. There are many situations where you don’t get out what you put in. If you’re engaging in intercourse and forget to pull out, you’re putting in sperm, but you don’t get out sperm. In 9 months, or if the woman is a drug addict, maybe more like 5 months, you get an accident human. That’s not what you put in! You never really get out what you put in. Even if you’re figuratively talking about putting hard work into a project or task, you don’t get out hard work. That wouldn’t make sense. This saying is literally incorrect.

You only get out what you put in when it comes to a finger up your nose or in your ass, and even then what you get out might be a little more than you bargained for.

Dumbass Sayings: “You Get Out What You Put In”

Thank god we don't
get in what we put out.

A lot of people say “You get out what you put in” and that might make sense when you’re talking about effort and practicing a sport or something, but it doesn’t make sense at all when you’re talking about food. When it comes to food you always get out fecal matter. Does that mean you just put crap in? No. Sometimes you can put a lot of good stuff in like bacon and cheeseburgers and then it goes through some ridiculous process of digestion and fermentation and by the time it comes out it’s a giant steaming load of shit. The only time you get out what you put in is if you’re just swallowing whole peanuts and whole corn kernels. THEN you get out what you put in, but who does that? That should only happen by accident from eating a little too fast and not chewing your food. Otherwise, there’s no reason to want that to happen. If you’re shitting out exactly what you put in, what is the damn point of even eating? Nothing happened! This is a stupid saying.