Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Aren’t People More Specific When They Say God Bless The Troops Overseas?”

Not THOSE troops!

Dear McFartnuggets: 

People always say “God bless the troops overseas,” but that could mean any troops. People always say “God bless the troops in Afghanistan!” What if they mean the Afghanistan troops? You have to be more specific! Say “God bless OUR troops!” It’s a simple thing you can say to avoid messing up and blessing the wrong people! -- Lois from Tallahassee, FL

Dear:

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh… He’s God. I think he knows who you’re talking about. That being said, he probably doesn’t appreciate being told who to bless by people. He’ll bless who he wants thank you very much! When you tell him who to bless he probably gets pissed off which causes the opposite effect.  Did you ever think about THAT?

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