What really happened to Air France Flight 447?

They say it broke apart in the air before crashing, yet left a giant oil slick? How does that make sense? You wanna know what I think? No? Well here it goes anyway!

The plane never crashed. A government plane dropped some oil over the water along with some similar model debris (a curiously small amount, I mean why did they find some and not other debris? If the plane broke up in air, surely there would be more! But of course they can't carry that much debris to drop and they could only make one or two flights over the fake crash spot before someone noticed.)

Where did the plane go? It probably got sent to whatever weird ass island they brought the flights from September 11th 2001 to. Remember how everyone was saying the damage at the Pentagon didn't look like an actual plane crashed there? Well this case of the Air France jet is pretty much the same thing. It doesn't look like a plane crashed at all!

I don't think they were brought to the 9/11 Island for the same reasons as the people on 9/11 were. The 9/11 victims were brought there to fake 9/11, but these people were brought there just because it's a place people can be brought to by plane where they'll never be seen again.

I want answers damnit! Though I am willing to wait awhile so take your time, but I do want the answers some day asswipes!

-Binkie McFartnuggets