Dumbass Sayings: “Spic and Span”

Sometimes when you have company over to your place they say “Wow this place is so Spic and span!” Are you serious? Who says something like that? That is completely unacceptable and inappropriate. First of all how did you know my housekeeper is Hispanic? Secondly, I would appreciate you did not use racial slurs in my home. How did this saying ever catch on? Spic and span, are you kidding me? Try to think of an equivalent with another ethnicity that would be acceptable. You would never go into a person’s house and say “Wow this place is White trash and Eng!” So why is it okay to say “Spic and Span?” Let’s cut this shit out please. Thank god Rosa didn’t hear you say it otherwise you would have had a Swiffer Wet Jet up your ass.

This saying is completely inappropriate and needs to stop now. I'm not kidding.

Ask McFartnuggets: “Have You Ever Noticed How Gun Range Targets Are Black?”

Watch out, Smurfs!

Dear McFartnuggets: 
Have you ever noticed how those paper targets at gun ranges are almost always colored black? Isn’t that a little weird? Then we wonder why cops shoot unarmed Black kids! They’re being subconsciously trained to shoot at dark targets! Sure there are other forces at play when something like that happens, but when you’re in a life or death scenario your brain instinctively goes back to your training and if all you remember from your training is shooting a firearm at a shadowy black figure then you’re probably pretty damn likely to pull the trigger as you’ve done hundreds and thousands of times. Isn’t it about time they change the color of those things? -- Lois from Paducah, Kentucky

Dear Lois:

Well you have to keep in mind that printing any other color would be a lot more expensive to produce. Making them black is likely the most cost effective way so that’s what people do. As for your theory of it leading to people shooting African American individuals, I’m not so sure about that. Maybe they can try inverting the printing so there’s a white target and see if albino shootings go up. I doubt it.

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The World's First Fully Functioning Hoverboard Commercial (Racist)

So I found this really old commercial that features hoverboards and the worst part is, it's racist. Listen to the way they say the word "Black" and why are they so concerned with only "Black heel marks"? Why not blue or grey? That's some racist BS right there. And what ever happened to the hoverboards, huh?! WHAT HAPPENED!