Showing posts with label Lying to People’s Faces. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lying to People’s Faces. Show all posts

9.19.2014

Dumbass Sayings: “My Pleasure”

When you say “Thank you” to someone you expect them to say “You’re welcome,” but occasionally they throw a curveball at you and hit you with a “My pleasure!” The problem with this is either it’s a lie or it’s one of the creepiest things you can say to another person. If you’re telling the truth and it really is your pleasure that means you’re deriving gratification from helping someone out. When most people hear the word “pleasure” they think of physical gratification, as in arousal. Now I’ve heard of people deriving pleasure from hurting other people or even being hurt, but deriving pleasure from helping people? That’s unheard of! I suppose the world would be a better place if people actually had this condition where giving to charity and helping fellow human beings was linked to a sexual satisfaction. You’d have helpful perverts running around volunteering at as many soup kitchens as they could and abandoning their families to work for the Salvation Army. Unfortunately, that condition doesn’t actually exist. No one really gets true pleasure from helping other people so when you say “My pleasure” it’s pretty damn obvious you’re full of shit and I don’t appreciate the false sentiment.


If you're saying "My pleasure" there had better be a good reason for it.

7.04.2014

Dumbass Sayings: “It’s Not You, It’s Me”

At least look me in the eyes
when you're breaking up
with me, you cold bitch.
Sometimes when you’re out to dinner with your girlfriend at TGIFriday’s she’ll put her hand on yours and say “I think it’s time we see other people. It’s not you, it’s me.”  Seriously? What kind of horsecrap is that? Of course it’s ME. If it was YOU then I would be the breaking up with your ass. The way you can tell a woman is lying when she says this is because when you say “No, it’s not you because I still want to be with you!” She says “Okay fine, it’s you! Does that make you happy?!” No, it doesn’t, but at least you’re telling me the truth and not lying to me like I’m a mentally handicapped child! This saying is always a lie and people should just stop saying it because everyone knows it’s a lie. It doesn’t even have any usefulness as a way to let people down because we all recognize it for what it really means. Just be an adult and tell a person they’re awful and you don’t want to be around them anymore to their face. If you aren’t willing to do that then just shut up and let’s finish our Jack Daniels sliders in peace.