The Top 5 Most Awkward Songs To Sing in the Shower

You never know when someone
has a Talkman recording you.

Everyone sings in the shower whether you like to admit it or not. The key is not being caught. Usually you only sing in the shower when you think you’re the only one in the house or you’re drunk. Normally when you sing a popular current song people understand that it just got stuck in your head, but when you sing certain songs it’s awkward for everyone. Here are the top 5 most awkward songs to sing in the shower:

5. “Informer” - Snow

If you’ve ever been caught singing this song in the shower you know just how odd of a situation it puts you in. All you can do is stand there naked waiting for your uncle to slowly back out of the room.

4. “Dude Looks Like A Lady” - Aerosmith

This song is awkward to sing in the shower for two main reasons: It’s difficult to do that sound Steven Tyler makes before he sings “Dude looks like a lady!” and also it’s a song about a transvestite.

3. “It’s A Hard Knock Life” - Annie

This is an awkward song to get caught singing in the shower and I mean the original not the Jay-Z version. It might be okay to sing the Jay-Z version, but singing the one from the movie “Annie” is going to be seen as a tad bizarre.

2. “The Beautiful People” - Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson has a distinct singing style that isn’t really suitable for home singing particularly in the shower. There’s a lot of yelling in this song too which is going to get people’s attention even all the way at the other side of your home.

And the number one most awkward song to sing in the shower is...

1. “Will You Be There” - Michael Jackson

I don’t know what it is about this song, but nothing’s more awkward than someone walking in on you naked and crying while singing this song.

The Top 5 Worst Karaoke Songs To Sing

Amazing how something so
small can make you look
 like such a big jackass.

Karaoke can be a lot of fun when you choose the right songs to sing. You need to pick good songs that people can groove to, but you also need to pick songs that are within your vocal range. If you’re drunk enough, none of that really matters, however, there are still those songs that bring the mood down in a room no matter how close to alcohol poisoning you are. Here are the top 5 worst songs to sing on karaoke night:

5. “The Star-Spangled Banner” by Francis Scott Key

Obviously the song is great, but I would only recommend you singing it at karaoke night if you’re sure of your vocal skills. This song destroys talented singers all the time so you’re going to want to proceed with caution. Plus, it’s the national anthem of America so the last thing you want to do is butcher it while you’re shitfaced like Roseanne did.

4. ”Hallelujah Chorus” from “Messiah” by Handel

This is a song that requires a lot of help from other people to do it justice. If you don’t have at least three other people singing with you it won’t sound good and you’ll feel like a huge ass. If you do choose “Hallelujah” make sure everyone is completely wasted.

3. “Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites” by Skrillex

It’s really hard to sing Dubstep songs. This one is particularly difficult because of the weird voices and all the Transformer sex noises. A lot of times people will assume you’re having a stroke and end up calling an ambulance.

2. “Amazing Grace” by John Newton

When you pick a song for karaoke it should be something fun and happy. Singing “Amazing Grace” really kills a party and makes people think about their lost loved ones. It can be a beautiful moment, but that’s not really what people go to karaoke for.

And the number one worst song to sing on karaoke night is…

1. “Star Wars Theme - Main Title” by John Williams

A lot of people tend to get creeped out when you start singing along to songs that don’t have lyrics. And while being a “nerd” is considered cooler these days than it used to be, singing the Star Wars theme won’t do you any favors when it comes to getting laid.

Now you might be thinking “Hey, I’m a great singer! I can make those songs work!” Well please be my guest. Give it a shot and see if you have any different results than I had. All I can do is give you my expertise and I’m saying these songs ruined parties. If you think you have what it takes please record it and send me a link. I’m sure we’d all love to see it.