Ask McFartnuggets: “What is That ‘Lips Are Moving’ Song Really About?”

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Dear McFartnuggets: 

There’s this new song by that Meghan Trainor character called “Lips Are Moving.” To me, it’s quite obvious this is a song about female masturbation. Why is today’s music so vulgar and disgusting? Is this really what we want our children listening to? -- Georgina from Glendale, Arizona

Dear Georgina:

Well that’s a bit of a stretch if you pardon the pun. It’s possible the song is about vaginas and women pleasuring themselves, but I would be more inclined to believe it’s just about people talking with their mouth lips. That is an interesting theory though. I doubt today’s “artists” are trying to hide sexual innuendo in songs these days considering most modern music is openly vulgar. There’s really no point in cleverly disguising concepts like this. Your average vagina is far deeper than pop music lyrics in general so I think you’re looking too far into this.

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