The Top 3 Best Places to Tickle Yourself

Whoever says you can't tickle
yourself clearly hasn't put
a feather near their butthole.

Science says you can’t really tickle yourself, but reality tells us something much different. Anyone who spends a lot of time touching themselves knows you can indeed tickle yourself and there are three key areas in which this takes place. Here are the top 3 ways to tickle your own body:

3. The roof of your mouth

When you rub the tip of your tongue on the roof of your mouth you experience a tickling sensation. Some scientists have admitted that this is a valid way to tickle yourself.

The roof of the mouth or "palate" is a very ticklish area.

2. Nipples

Now if the sensation you feel when tickling the roof of your mouth with your tongue counts as tickling then surely the sensation you get from fondling your own nipples could be considered tickling as well. Obviously something is going on there. It’s not like when you try to tickle your own underarm and there’s nothing doing. When you touch your own nipples properly it’s almost like someone else is there.

Lots of weird shit going on in those nipples.

And the number one place to tickle yourself is...

1. Perineum

People who say it’s impossible to tickle yourself need to look at a dictionary. The definition of tickle is “to touch or stroke lightly with the fingers, a feather, etc., so as to excite a tingling or itching sensation in; titillate.” Now I don’t know about you, but that’s basically the definition of self exploration. You’d be surprised what you can do with a simple pigeon feather and some spare time.

Basically any area people's hands aren't supposed to be are the most ticklish, such as the taint.