Ask McFartnuggets: “What’s It Called When You Do Acid And Mushrooms Together?”

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Dear McFartnuggets: 

I know when you do cocaine and heroin together it’s called Speedballing and when you do ecstasy and mushrooms together it’s called Hippy Flippin and when you do ecstasy and acid together it’s called Candy Flippin, but what’s it called when you do acid and mushrooms together? -- Betty from New Orleans

Dear Betty:

It’s called “HELP! HEEEEELLLLLPP!!!! OH GOD! OHHH GODDDD! HELLLPPP MEEE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MY BRAAAAAAAINNNN!!! MY BRAAAAAAAAAIN IS BROKEN!”

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