Dumbass Sayings: “Laughing All The Way To The Bank”

When you wake up after being blackout drunk the night before sometimes you’ll notice your wallet that had 200 dollars in it is now empty. You start trying to remember what happened and you get an image of a whore lady. One of your friends who was at the hotel room tells you that you paid her to spend the night, then passed out while she was “laughing all the way to the bank.” Laughing all the way to the bank is not a smart thing to do. If you’re driving to the bank, that’s very unsafe. Driving while laughing should be considered driving while distracted. If you’re walking in an urban area there’s a good chance someone will see you laughing your way to the bank and see you as a perfect mugging target. They see someone walking and laughing hysterically at a big handful of money and their first inclination is to rob your ass. When you’re laughing you’re not fully paying attention to your surroundings. That’s why laughing and driving is so dangerous. So yeah I hope I find that lady laughing her way to the bank so I can take my money back while she’s busy yucking it up.

If people at banks still looked like this then maybe I could understand laughing there.