The Best Things To Do “Like A Girl”

Whether a stereotype is
negative or not is a
 matter of perspective.

Saying you do something “like a girl” is generally taken as an insult, but there are some actions that are actually best performed “like a girl.” People always focus on the negative stereotypes of women when they should be focusing on the positive stereotypes. Here are the top 5 best things to do “like a girl.”

5. Sell

A lot of girls are good at selling things. That’s how Girl Scout cookies got so popular. People are more likely to buy things from a female than a male especially if they’re a male. If you’re in sales, you probably wish you could sell like a girl except that’s something that tends to require bosoms.

4. Shop

It’s a cliche and a stereotype, but it’s one that most people aren’t willing to argue about. Women are great at shopping. There, I said it. We all know it. If you’re out there looking for hot deals and bargains it helps a great deal to shop like a girl. There’s nothing wrong with that.

3. Multitask

Scientific studies have shown that the female brain is more talented at multitasking than a male brain. If you’ve ever seen a lady with three kids at the grocery store on the phone squeezing tomatoes while setting a doctor’s appointment and telling their kids to “Put that shit down!” You know what I’m talking about.

2. Argue

Everyone wishes he could argue like a girl. There’s no doubt that girls argue better than anyone else on this planet. If you’re in an argument with a girl you know it’s not going to end well because they somehow only argue about things they’re right about.

And the number one thing you should do “like a girl” is...

1. Scream

Screaming like a girl is tremendously helpful in life. When I see a spider in my house I scream like a girl and I’m not ashamed. I know that it’s an evolutionary response to danger. By screeching at an insanely high pitch, the sound waves are able to permeate fart and wide to alert everyone in a nearby radius to the fact there is danger closeby.

See the people in the upper left corner? They're thinking "Huh? What's the matter?" Because screaming helps alert other people. It's a human siren alarm and girls are great at it.