The Top 5 Worst Places To Find A Clown

If you're lucky, you only
see clowns in your
nightmares.

A lot of people are frightened of clowns these days. No one is really sure why. Maybe it’s because they have a smile painted on so you’re tricked into thinking they’re happy when they’re staring at you with a blank face. Maybe it’s the thought of “Who would want to dress like that and be a clown in the first place?” Or maybe, just maybe, it’s the bloody machete they’re swinging around over their head. Whatever the reason may be, there are just some places you never want to run into a clown and here are the top 5:

5. The garage.

I don’t care if it’s your garage or a parking structure at a mall, the last thing you want to see when walking to your car in a dimly lit area is a clown standing there holding a rusty chainsaw.

4. In the backseat of your car.

You got to your car in the garage and now you’re starting it up. You look in the rearview mirror to back out of the parking spot when you see a clown staring at you through the mirror smiling. Then it’s not long until it throws a rope around your neck and starts strangling you in the dark. That’s not cool.

3. Your closet.

If you’ve ever been woken up in the middle of the night and heard circus music coming out of your closet, opened the door and found a clown dripping blood from its mouth you know that finding a clown in your closet is a pretty negative experience.

2. In your shower.

Finding a clown in your shower is bad for a few reasons. The main one being that you’re probably naked about to get into the shower when you see the clown. There’s really no circumstance where it’s okay to be naked in front of a clown. There are very few ways that can end well.

And the number one worst place to find a clown is...

1. Standing over your bed in the middle of the night.

Pretty self explanatory.

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