Ask McFartnuggets: “Which Came First The Chicken or The Egg?”

Dear McFartnuggets: 

I want to know the answer to the classic question “What came first, the chicken or the egg? Thank you in advance! -- Neil from Albequerque, New Mexico

Dear Neil:

This is a question that has confounded mankind for a very long time. Fortunately there’s a very easy answer to it and that is: the chicken. It’s a rather obvious conclusion to arrive at seeing as how eggs are incapable of having orgasms. Chickens on the other hand (roosters specifically) do ejaculate sperm into the hen during chicken intercourse. The tricky part to this question is that an egg actually becomes a chicken so one day the egg will cum but it will be in chicken form when it does so. If you’re just timing a chicken and an egg then the chicken is the clear winner of that race. I really don’t know why people are so confused about this.

This is actually also the answer to the other famous question “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Obviously it’s trying to achieve orgasm with a hen across the street. Why does anyone do anything? Of course it’s all related to sex. They need to make eggs! Without the intercourse, questions like this wouldn’t even exist. Basically the chicken crossed the road so that one day people could ask each other which came first, the chicken or the egg? Meanwhile they should be asking who came first the rooster or the hen? Sadly, hens are still fighting for their civil rights and roosters don’t really pay much mind to whether or not they make their hen orgasm. In that regard they’re a slightly behind humans. If anyone ever asks, women came before chickens.

Obviously if a chicken orgasms while it's laying an egg we know what the answer is.

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