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| Hey car thieves, have some courtesy and don't trip the alarm. It's annoying. |
Dear McFartnuggets:
Why do cars even have car alarms? Whenever I hear one in the middle of the night I just want it to stop, but it never does. The only time you ever hear a car alarm is when it goes off by accident. You never hear a car alarm followed by the sound of screeching tires with the siren fading away into the distance. If cars are being stolen and I assume they are then you never hear the alarms go off. Car burglars must know how to get past the car alarm without hearing it so what the hell is the point? Even if they trip it, most people don’t even give a damn. Hell, I want them to steal the car just so the alarm stops! -- Toni from Bronx, New York
Dear Toni:
You’re supposed to call the police any time you hear a car alarm. Of course no one does because they’d be making a call to the cops every hour and by the time the police show up the car would either be stolen already or they’d realize it was just set off by accident so yeah I guess you’re right. Car alarms are stupid. Thanks for the question.
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