Dumbass Sayings: “If You Want Something Done Right You Have To Do It Yourself”

Here's one example of
how this saying is wrong.

Sometimes when you’re at a strip club watching some fat pregnant whore dance badly on stage you mutter to yourself “If you want something done right you gotta do it yourself!” and then you try to jump on stage to dance and get beat half to death by security. Why does that happen? Well it might be because that saying “If you want something done right you have to do it yourself” is not always true. It’s actually not true in most cases depending on how skilled you are and what exactly you’re talking about. For example, if you want to be married to someone the right way you actually can’t do it yourself. You need a marriage officiant. This is to keep people from legally marrying their pets and hookers they just met. If you want to watch a movie you can’t just make your own movie starring, directed, and filmed by you. You could do that, but that’s probably not going to be a great movie. And of course if you want a blow job you need another person. You could do it yourself, but we all know that ain’t right.