How To Make Peeing Your Pants In Public Less Embarrassing

Elvis was one of the
pioneers of this strategy.

Peeing on yourself in public is one of everyone’s greatest fears. Fortunately there are a few ways to make it less embarrassing for yourself. The most important thing you can do to keep peeing your pants from being embarrassing is simple and that’s wearing really dark black pants. If you do this then it’s almost impossible for people to know you’ve peed. Just make sure they’re not breathable cotton or else the pee jet might blast right through. As long as the pants are sturdy there’s nothing that will give away you’ve peed except the urine coming out of the bottom of your pant legs. Fortunately not many folks will notice that since attention is only drawn to that when people see the obvious markings of a peepee accident which is the dark wet stain growing in the crotch of non-pitch black pants. Wearing dark black shoes and socks will further enhance the illusion that you haven’t peed yourself. The only thing that could give it away at that point is your blushing and shivering. Still, it’s not obvious what’s going on and you should have enough time to leave Chipotle without anyone figuring it out until you’re gone.

If you want to take this method to the next step you can line the legs of your black pants with absorbent cloths. If you do this there’s no stopping you. There’s literally nothing stopping you from peeing your pants any time you need to. You might say “Well why not just wear diapers?” If you have to take your clothes off in front of someone, having a diaper on is embarrassing, but cloth lined black pants? No one’s going to know what the hell that’s all about. Sure you’ll have wet underpants, but I think when we pee ourselves in public, the wetness of our underpants is the least of our concerns. This is about saving face around colleagues and strangers and hopefully you’ve learned it’s easier than you think as long as you act wisely beforehand.