Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Are There Gender Double Standards About Underwear?”

Dear McFartnuggets: 

Women always complain about how men have it better than women, but there are so many sexist double standards that men have to deal with. Why is it when women wear men’s underpants it’s seen as fun and playful, but when my next door neighbor sees me wearing women’s panties she screams at the top of her lungs? Is it because she recognizes they’re hers? -- Dave from Lexington, Kentucky

Dear Dave:

The fact that they’re hers probably doesn’t help… You’re right there is a bit of a double standard there, but it’s somewhat justified. Usually men’s underpants are looser like boxers and women’s underpants are tighter and smaller. So when a man puts on women’s underpants it’s just all kinds of wrong. It’s like stuffing raw chicken in a sandwich bag. No one’s going to want to see that, not even your terrified next door neighbor.

These special underpants draw the urine out into the exterior plastic for easy viewing.

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