Dumbass Questions: “If You Could Be An Animal, What Animal Would You Be?’

Sometimes when you’re on a date with a beautiful woman she’ll be so nervous she doesn’t know what to say and starts asking you weird questions. One of the questions people usually ask you on a date is “If you could be an animal, what animal would you be?” Well, this tells you pretty much all you need to know about a person and I’m not talking about the answer, I’m talking about the question! Humans ARE animals, dummy! Human beings are a member of the kingdom Animalia. Pretty much anything that isn’t algae, a plant, amoeba, bacteria, or fungi is technically an animal. Some people think that because humans are mammals that they’re not animals. Well whales are mammals too and they’re animals. I can tell one of these ladies on the dates that I want to be an Orca and she’ll go “Ooh good choice.” We like to pretend like we’re superior to anything that isn’t human and we label all those other creatures as “animals.” The fact remains, we are animals. So the next time you’re trying to impress someone on a date, ask them “If you could be a different animal, what animal would you be?”

In case you were wondering, this is the animal I would rather be.