Ask McFartnuggets: “Do Midgets Play Volleyball on a Ping Pong Table?”

Dear McFartnuggets: 
Yo, I got a question for you. When midgets want to play volleyball do they all climb up on a ping pong table? -- Quan from Rochester, New York

Dear Quan:
No… Obviously they play volleyball on a TENNIS court. Then if they want to play tennis then they play on a ping pong table. Of course I’m being facetious and I hope you were too because that is some ignorant ass shit right there. Even a team of babies couldn’t run back and forth on a ping pong table! That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t pay to see that, but it’s very illogical and borderline dangerous. How many times do I have to tell people to stop using the M-word! They’re called biologically height restricted persons or BHRP for short, I mean for less letters. No, short people can still play volleyball on a regular court. It’s not recommended though since they can’t get high up enough to spike the ball or make blocks, but they can serve as very valuable setters. Believe it or not when you’re smaller than everyone else it helps you get lower so you can dig those low balls out a little easier than some lanky giant. The perfect volleyball team has its mix of giants and reduced altitude individuals. Like a tapestry of life, sometimes tiny pieces of fabric are needed to complete a great work.

This however is basically a little individual golf course.

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