Ask McFartnuggets: “Why Do My Farts Smell Worse Later in The Day?”

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Dear McFartnuggets: 

I’ve noticed that as the day goes on my farts smell stinkier and stinkier and stinkier. Why this is? -- Lars from Tucson, Arizona

Dear Lars:

Well as the day goes on, more feces is being produced in your body. Your digestive system passes feces down into your lower intestines as it gets loaded and ready for launch. As this poo builds up the gases from it become stronger smelling and more plentiful. Also you’re getting a lot of crap fumes from the poop being so close to your rectum. This is a natural warning mechanism that’s built into the human body. As your farts become worse and worse smelling you’re to understand that it’s almost time to take a dump and you need to find a toilet, or a private area fast before it’s too late. When you smell some really stinky farts, danger is abound.

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